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Nada1981 7th April 2008 11:12 PM

Women's Favorite E-mail of the Year
 
Man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home

He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed

Dear Lord
I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home
I want her to know what I go through
So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day
Amen

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate
Awakened the kids
Set out their school clothes
Fed them breakfast
Packed their lunches
Drove them to school
Came home and picked up the dry cleaning
Took it to the cleaners
And stopped at the bank to make a deposit
Went grocery shopping
Then drove home to put away the groceries
Paid the bills and balanced the check book
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog

Then, it was already 1P.M
And he hurried to make the beds
Do the laundry, vacuum, Dust

And sweep and mop the kitchen floor

Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home
Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework

Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper

After supper
He cleaned the kitchen Ran the dishwasher
Folded laundry
Bathed the kids
And put them to bed

At 09 P.M
He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said

'Lord, I don't know what I was thinking
I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day
Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back
Amen

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied

My son
I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were
You'll just have to wait nine months, though
You got pregnant last night



sulieman safar 8th April 2008 11:11 AM

شكراً ندووووووووش وصدقاً عندما بدئت في القراية حسبت انك عم تعملي دعاي للاتحاد النيسائي ولكن شو بدك عم بيضتيها بأخر سطر من الكتابي . ولكن انتي يعني مقتنعة انو بنات هالزمان بيشتغلوا حسب اللائحة الموضوعة. لو كان ذلك صح لما كان هناك مطعمجيي مثل الشيف عبودي ولا معلقين مثل العم سليمان.
ولكي ولكل الصبايا محبتي.
سليمان.

syria & joleat 8th April 2008 09:51 PM

تسلمي ندووش القصة حلوة وكان بدو هالدرس لحتى يعرف انو احنا مو قاعدين لا شغلةولا عملة ...
هادا كلو اذا المرة ما بتشتغل شلون لو بتشتغل بدها تلحق على الكل .....
عمي سليمان انا بأكدلك انو احنا بنتعب كتيير اي انا يلي لساني بنت ببيت اهلي وبالمدرسة ما بلحق بحس اليوم قصيير كتير ... فشلون يلي ام وعندها زوج وولاد ؟؟..

سبحان الله لكل من الذكر والانثى وظائفو الخاصة يلي بترفض الطبيعة البشرية انو تتغير ... قال حامل قال !!!!

سلام _ ياسمين _


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