الموضوع: Murphy's Law
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قديم 1st December 2006, 03:32 PM
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another group of Murphy's laws
After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before-.
If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it-
People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't-
If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done-
At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying-.
Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives-
Success is a matter of luck, just ask any failure-
A subject interesting to the teacher will bore students-
Clocks will run more quickly during free time-.
On a test day, at least 15% of the class will be absent-
Mother's way is best. If you don't believe it, ask her-
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence-.
It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you say you're going to do-.
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure

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