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7th April 2008, 11:12 PM
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Man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed Dear Lord I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home I want her to know what I go through So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day Amen God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate Awakened the kids Set out their school clothes Fed them breakfast Packed their lunches Drove them to school Came home and picked up the dry cleaning Took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a deposit Went grocery shopping Then drove home to put away the groceries Paid the bills and balanced the check book He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog Then, it was already 1P.M And he hurried to make the beds Do the laundry, vacuum, Dust And sweep and mop the kitchen floor Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper After supper He cleaned the kitchen Ran the dishwasher Folded laundry Bathed the kids And put them to bed At 09 P.M He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said 'Lord, I don't know what I was thinking I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back Amen The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied My son I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were You'll just have to wait nine months, though You got pregnant last night
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๑۩۞۩๑ Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today๑۩۞۩๑
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8th April 2008, 11:11 AM
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شكراً ندووووووووش وصدقاً عندما بدئت في القراية حسبت انك عم تعملي دعاي للاتحاد النيسائي ولكن شو بدك عم بيضتيها بأخر سطر من الكتابي . ولكن انتي يعني مقتنعة انو بنات هالزمان بيشتغلوا حسب اللائحة الموضوعة. لو كان ذلك صح لما كان هناك مطعمجيي مثل الشيف عبودي ولا معلقين مثل العم سليمان.
ولكي ولكل الصبايا محبتي. سليمان. |
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8th April 2008, 09:51 PM
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تسلمي ندووش القصة حلوة وكان بدو هالدرس لحتى يعرف انو احنا مو قاعدين لا شغلةولا عملة ...
هادا كلو اذا المرة ما بتشتغل شلون لو بتشتغل بدها تلحق على الكل ..... عمي سليمان انا بأكدلك انو احنا بنتعب كتيير اي انا يلي لساني بنت ببيت اهلي وبالمدرسة ما بلحق بحس اليوم قصيير كتير ... فشلون يلي ام وعندها زوج وولاد ؟؟.. سبحان الله لكل من الذكر والانثى وظائفو الخاصة يلي بترفض الطبيعة البشرية انو تتغير ... قال حامل قال !!!! سلام _ ياسمين _
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بين الحب والبطولة
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